she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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