Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He shit in the fireplace
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