just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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