Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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