Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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