i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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