You smell like stripper and shame
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
