i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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