Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Hippo gnu deer
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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