Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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