My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she smelled like a LAN party
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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