Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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