you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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