it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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