Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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