your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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