she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She just used a chaser for red wine.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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