I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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