I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
