You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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