Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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