did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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