I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Terrible idea I love it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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