He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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