If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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