I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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