hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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