Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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