I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
and she was petting her beer can
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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