I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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