honey bunches of taint.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
