You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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