Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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