trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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