her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
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