I hope mine doesn't look like that
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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