Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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