Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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