Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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