i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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