Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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