If that was your dad, he is hot
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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