is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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