Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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