How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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