Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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