North Korea, Best Korea!
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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