I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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