belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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