That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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