brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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