haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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