Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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